Stream Quotes

[smashdude29]

Do you have any memorable quotes from the chat room you would like to share with us?

[Lasersamurai]

yuki_fox_demon: um...who's shigeru miyamoto?
BippoErnesti:....are you serious?
AncientGuru: yuki, im not sure i can be friends with you anymore
TBB: yuki....
yuki_fox_demon: oh.....hi tom
TBB: MINUS 5000 POINTS!!!
yuki_fox_demon:
TBB: go look him up RIGHT NOW!!

[DarkSonic]

TBBlender : oh... my.....!!!!
BigAl109 : What now?
TBBlender : Miia is drinking her own urine!
BigAl109 : LOL
Pete993 : ...
monolith_ : ...
monolith_ : Ewwz..
TBBlender : Use the water bottle!
TBBlender : Buddii is just staring at her
smashdude29 : lulz

golfpro: what is tom making on bead art
KevTehNev : Splash Woman
golfpro : kool
golfpro : thats a hard on
golfpro : *one

DarkSonic15 : toothpicks and duct tape ftw
HahaJoeJoey : duct tape is fun Very Happy
Foxtrot200 : "World Domination Club Campaign: Join us! We will dominate the world with toothpicks and duct tape!

DarkSonic15 : Eric!! A blendtec blender costs $399.95
Foxtrot200 : $400 for a blender?!?!?!
Foxtrot200 : No way!
smashdude29 : WHAT!!!
Foxtrot200 : That is no blender...that is a composter!
smashdude29 : i want one but i know ill break it blending a crowbar


01[21:53] <+Ronso158> lord banondorf, Do you think tom should be playing Halo 3 right now? XD
[21:53] <@Banondorf> I would have to say yes, Ronso158
01[21:53] <+Ronso158> XD!!
[21:53] <+KaidanXain> XD
[21:53] <+pacman911> lol
[21:53] <+KaidanXain> Banon is against Tom.
[21:53] <+DarkSonic15> lord banondorf, is pacman on drugs?
[21:53] <@Banondorf> you shouldn't be allowed to know the answer, DarkSonic15
01[21:53] <+Ronso158> ooooh thats a qutoe
[21:53] <+DarkSonic15> lol
[21:53] <+pacman911> XD lol

[Bluetooth80291]

Bringing over quotes starring me (Very concieted, I know)

(Banondorf returns after the stream went down...)
05:13 Bluetooth80291 : lord banondorf, are you happy to be back?
05:13 Banondorf : let's hope not, Bluetooth80291

05:19 Banondorf : unscramble the following: "adolo-wedd"
05:19 Bluetooth80291 : !guess waddle-doo
05:19 Banondorf : <<< great job, Bluetooth80291! You won 17 coins this round! >>>
(the stream went down)
05:19 Bluetooth80291 : !scramble
05:19 qzecwx : !scramble
05:19 * wasad is good at guessing
05:19 qzecwx : Whuh oh.
05:20 wasad : Stream!!!!!!!!!!
05:20 Bluetooth80291 : did we break the stream?
05:20 cylun : !coins banondorf
05:20 yuki_fox_demon : XD
05:20 yuki_fox_demon : we broke it!
05:20 wasad : You broke the stream with waddle doos
(I was never able to repeat this feat)

[16:22] * @KaidanXain said something nasty. Banondorf's Guts went down by 2. Banondorf could not stop crying.
[16:22] <+Bluetooth80291> lord banondorf, are you crying?
[16:22] <@Banondorf> this isn't a good time, Bluetooth80291

8:54 Bluetooth80291: lord banondorf, do you read manga?
8:54 Banondorf: your MOM, Bluetooth80291
8:54 Bluetooth80291: ...
8:54 Squall158: He apprently Reads your mom
8:54 Bluetooth80291: lord banondorf, why are you always so mean to me?
8:54 Banondorf: okay, seriously, enough with these questions, Bluetooth80291!
8:54 Bluetooth80291: lord banondorf, I will stop with these questions when you give me a straight answer
8:54 Banondorf: your MOM, Bluetooth80291
8:54 MrRayKoma: hahaha
8:54 Bluetooth80291: lord banondorf, that wasn't a straight answer.
8:54 Banondorf: I would have to say yes, Bluetooth80291
(That hurt Banondorf, it really did)

[Pete993]

Copypasta from teh old forum.

Chat: [08:47:31 PM] BigAl109: You know what I blame this on?
[08:47:34 PM] BigAl109: That dang puppy cam.
[08:47:36 PM] Pete993: no
[08:47:39 PM] BigAl109: It's been all over the news.
[08:47:40 PM] Pete993: ?
[08:47:44 PM] Pete993: what?
[08:47:50 PM] BigAl109: Just imagine the trafic they've received.
[08:48:28 PM] BigAl109: 15,389 viewers.
[08:48:34 PM] BigAl109: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/shiba-inu-puppy-cam
[08:49:44 PM] BigAl109: xD
Pete993 (Skype): "I mean it's cute but its not like "OH MY GOD IT'S SO CUTE I WANNA REACH
THROUGH THE COMPUTER SCREEN AND STEAL IT!!""

[09:02:57 PM] Pete993: cant tom set it up so it doesnt do that to ops?
[09:03:06 PM] BigAl109: I speak for the little people.
[09:03:26 PM] BigAl109: But yes, he can.
[09:03:52 PM] Pete993: NANANANA!
[09:03:58 PM] BigAl109: Saw it coming.
[09:03:59 PM] BigAl109: lol
[09:04:01 PM] Pete993: lol
[09:04:07 PM] Pete993: gotta do it
[09:04:08 PM] Pete993: i swear
[09:04:35 PM] Pete993: i could be like hacking a game or something... be inactive or something... and then out of nowhere say that when tom opens a chest
[09:04:53 PM] BigAl109: 120 days idle.
[09:04:59 PM] BigAl109: Pete993: NANANANA!!!!!
[09:05:04 PM] Pete993: lmfao
[09:05:14 PM] BigAl109: lol
[09:05:18 PM] Pete993: its just my thing
[09:05:31 PM] BigAl109: But no lie, I saw a guy that had been idle for over 50 days.
[09:05:52 PM] Pete993: i remember once... i was looking for soemthing... i think it was like a sock or something
[09:06:16 PM] Pete993: anyway i hear the opening sound and i RUSH to the computer, knocking things over as i do just to say that
[09:06:33 PM] BigAl109: LOL

Skype Call (while playing SM64)
Smashdude29: Tom, if you could add any powerup to this game, what would it be?
TomBobBlender: The power to turn it off!
(Lol this one is still funny)

[09:25:44 PM] chuckroast: "epic oreo break!"
[09:25:45 PM] Pete993: well i would. mario PWNS
[09:25:48 PM] WackyMan: pete are you happy skunky is gone
[09:25:48 PM] PantheonSasuke: guess you didn't grap that, Chuck
[09:25:50 PM] Pete993: so i'd buy it
[09:25:53 PM] Pete993: uh wacky...
[09:25:58 PM] skunkyp: wat are u saying wacky
[09:26:01 PM] Pete993: XD
[09:26:03 PM] WackyMan: WHAT

KaidanXain: lord banondorf, did you see tom swear?
Banondorf: I don't think you're old enough to know, KaidanXain

[10:16:56 PM] Hugbees: lord banondorf, am I using the proper format for asking you questions?
[10:16:57 PM] Banondorf: I don't know, Hugbees

[10:18:22 PM] Ronso158: lord banondorf, YOUR FACE WILL DIE
[10:18:22 PM] Banondorf: no, Ronso158

[10:18:34 PM] ScreamingPixel: lord banondorf, will i get a girlfriend tommorow?
[10:18:35 PM] Banondorf: you won't like my answer, ScreamingPixel

[10:19:09 PM] MrRayKoma: lord banondorf, is toytoy a noob
[10:19:09 PM] Banondorf: stop it with the questions, Ronso158! Feel the wrath!
[10:19:10 PM] *** Mode change "+b Ronso158!*Fjgamer@dev-22212633.hsd1.wa.comcast.net" for channel #tombobblender by Banondorf.
[10:19:11 PM] *** Ronso158 has been kicked from #tombobblender by Banondorf: five minute ban for bugging Banondorf.

[04:07:59 PM] Akagi: Why does tom use two different accounts?
[04:08:10 PM] miami974: hiya
[04:08:17 PM] MrRayKoma: tom has 2???
[04:08:25 PM] miami974: he has 3
[04:08:26 PM] KevTehNev: no
[04:08:28 PM] monolith_: He's got 3...lol
[04:08:29 PM] Akagi: doesn't he use TBB and TomBobBlender?
[04:08:31 PM] AncientGuru: 3, yeah
[04:08:35 PM] monolith_: And TBBlender.
[04:08:37 PM] KevTehNev: he changes his nick
[04:08:40 PM] AncientGuru: TBB, TomBobBlender, and TTBl...exactly
[04:08:47 PM] Akagi: oh yeah
[04:08:50 PM] Akagi: I forgot about that one
[04:08:55 PM] chuckroast: !guess ihavenoclue
[04:08:56 PM] MrRayKoma: its "/nick" feature
[04:09:02 PM] *** KevTehNev is now known as TBB.
[04:09:05 PM] TBB: see
[04:09:07 PM] monolith_: lol
[04:09:08 PM] chuckroast: "hktelopoliohk-b-ao"
[04:09:10 PM] miami974: hi tom
[04:09:13 PM] miami974: llol
[04:09:14 PM] Akagi: gasp!
[04:09:15 PM] chuckroast: Tom! Help us out!
[04:09:16 PM] AncientGuru: that's not tom. lol
[04:09:17 PM] miami974: o lol
[04:09:17 PM] TBB: I AM TOM FEAR ME
[04:09:22 PM] miami974: u are not tom
[04:09:23 PM] Akagi: Impersonation!
[04:09:24 PM] chuckroast: *sigh* i hate when that happens
[04:09:28 PM] Akagi: I don't know who you are anymore!
[04:09:32 PM] AncientGuru: it's kevthetom
[04:09:33 PM] *** monolith_ is now known as toytoy411-.
[04:09:35 PM] toytoy411-: LMAO
[04:09:36 PM] AncientGuru: *teh
[04:09:37 PM] miami974: lol
[04:09:38 PM] chuckroast: NOOO
[04:09:40 PM] *** Mode change "+b *!*@dev-47EF7F1E.dsl.sgnwmi.sbcglobal.net" for channel #tombobblender by TomBobBlender.
[04:09:40 PM] *** TBB has been kicked from #tombobblender by TomBobBlender: TomBobBlender
[04:09:47 PM] miami974: OMG ITS TOYTOY
[04:09:48 PM] toytoy411-: O_O
[04:09:50 PM] MrRayKoma: toytoy???
[04:09:51 PM] *** WackyMan has joined #tombobblender.
[04:09:51 PM] *** Mode change "+v WackyMan" for channel #tombobblender by chat2.ustream.tv.
[04:09:52 PM] *** toytoy411- is now known as monolith_.
[04:09:53 PM] *** Mode change "+v monolith_" for channel #tombobblender by chat3.ustream.tv.
[04:09:58 PM] chuckroast: Noooo!
[04:10:02 PM] miami974: ITS A FAKE
[04:10:05 PM] monolith_: Uh...oh...
[04:10:07 PM] Pete993: XD
[04:10:08 PM] AncientGuru: lol
[04:10:08 PM] chuckroast: ITS A TRAP
[04:10:09 PM] monolith_: That wasn't good.
[04:10:10 PM] WackyMan: lolololollolololol
[04:10:15 PM] miami974: hmm
[04:10:16 PM] Akagi: you made tom mad
[04:10:18 PM] miami974: XD
[04:10:19 PM] monolith_: I'm guessing....Tom is here...
[04:10:21 PM] miami974: it works
[04:10:22 PM] chuckroast: hktelopoliohk-b-ao
[04:10:30 PM] chuckroast: that's the scramble
[04:10:31 PM] AncientGuru: anyways, I give up on this scramble
[04:10:34 PM] monolith_: Okay...I'm never changing my nick again...unless it's oreo break
[04:10:36 PM] AncientGuru: I can't make it work

[09:09:35 PM] crunkster64: who is ho-cost?
[09:09:42 PM] rottenralph73: ho-cost?
[09:09:49 PM] rottenralph73: co-host
[09:09:56 PM] Pete993: ...nice typo
[09:10:07 PM] crunkster64: ho-cost>co-host
[09:10:12 PM] crunkster64: pete! copyrights!
[09:10:17 PM] Pete993: quotin this
[09:10:53 PM] SpinningRobo: I am ho cost
[09:11:07 PM] Ulisses77: ....
[09:11:08 PM] SpinningRobo: and co host
[09:11:19 PM] crunkster64: well you cant be both!

[09:41:52 PM] grabnar55: Do you know who rush is XD
[09:42:03 PM] KaidanXain: Yes yes. I know Rush.
[09:42:18 PM] smashdude29: not the dog...
[09:42:22 PM] smashdude29: the band
[09:42:23 PM] KaidanXain: XD
[09:42:32 PM] grabnar55: I saw them live...Neil likes to make songs 2 hours longer then actualy length XD
[09:42:33 PM] KaidanXain: Oooh! (/sarcasm)
[09:42:36 PM] jimaka: XD
[09:42:38 PM] smashdude29: tom made that mistake

[02:40:43 AM] 2009 Tenta: lord banondorf, do you like oreo?
[02:40:44 AM] 2009 Banondorf: the answer is 42, Tenta

During Kirby 64...
Tom: "A 1-up! I want it! I want it!" *dies*

[yuki_fox_demon]

[01:46] <+yankees267> yuki try MickD FAps
[01:46] <@yuki_fox_demon> ...
[01:46] <@yuki_fox_demon> i think you mean *fraps* >_>;
[01:46] * +IXCE (ustreamer-@dev-7547D821.austin.res.rr.com) Quit (Client exited)
[01:46] <+cooldisks101> 0_0...faps?
[01:47] <@yuki_fox_demon> this is why you watch your spelling...
[01:47] <+Bluetooth80291> Not gonna say anything.
[01:47] <+Grifforzer> what a bad typo
[01:47] <+yankees267> right i miss the R my mistake yuki ._. sry
[01:47] <+Yaya> Oh that's a typo to remember

[TomBobBlender]

[11:04] <+Nicomagi> well im going to go do my little thing...
[11:04] <@Banondorf> ... in bed
[11:04] <+Nicomagi> yes... exactly
[11:04] <+AntropoPhagus> lol...
[11:04] <+AntropoPhagus> nice timing, banon

[PulseLane]

[00:54] <+Darkamp_48> HURRY UP! TOM
[00:54] <@Banondorf> ... in bed

And some I found in a notepad file

8:05 SunWolfJake: A 2fer?!
8:05 Banondorf: ... in bed

10:23 BrawlerX: see, pulselane can do it
10:23 Banondorf: ... in my pants

9:48 lasersamurai: Back
9:48 Banondorf: ... in my pants

[19:38] <+Darkamp_48> yes tom, it's about wyvern
[19:38] <@Banondorf> ... in your pants

[16:15] <+PulseLane> Its "TheExplodingRabbit"
[16:15] <@Banondorf> ... in your pants

[BippoErnesti]

[12:16] * @Banondorf (TomBobBlen@dev-CBBD8512.stny.res.rr.com) Quit (Ping timeout)
[12:17] * Banondorf (TomBobBlen@dev-CBBD8512.stny.res.rr.com) has joined #tombobblender
[12:17] * chatsj4.ustream.tv sets mode: +o Banondorf
[12:17] <@Banondorf> I've missed you, Banondorf

[Gdub67]

2:33 Foxtrot200: All music functions are off
2:33 PulseLane: No asking banon the song through any means
MrRayKoma points at griff
2:33 MrRayKoma: he started it
2:33 Grifforzer: heh
2:33 gdub67: Lord Banondorf, I will give you an oreo if you tell me what song this is?
2:33 Banondorf: I refuse to answer that, gdub67

[PulseLane]

[01:15] <+gdub67> I love LearnToLove
[01:15] <+RvBVic> another great jaggi
[01:15] <+LearnToLove> <3333 gdub
[01:16] <+gdub67> and i love the TBB community, including you Lord banondorf.
[01:16] <@Banondorf> it means nothing to me, gdub67
[01:16] <+gdub67>

[Gdub67]

[01:15] <+gdub67> I love LearnToLove
[01:15] <+RvBVic> another great jaggi
[01:15] <+LearnToLove> <3333 gdub
[01:16] <+gdub67> and i love the TBB community, including you Lord banondorf.
[01:16] <@Banondorf> it means nothing to me, gdub67
[01:16] <+gdub67>

I think Banon is starting to flrit with me like he does yuki, and that scares me

[wildduder]

3:58 dogluver4ever: lord banondorf,i am female
3:58 Banondorf: I can't be honest with you, dogluver4ever
3:58 Banondorf: stick it, dogluver4ever!
3:58 dogluver4ever: o_o

[MeNoSeeGood]

about trying to reach some crazy keys on the piano

yuki_fox_demon i tried it and my hands are too small to reach all the keys (12:24)
TomBobBlender it would be: RH - G CE (1 24)
MeNoSeeGood grow a 3rd arm
Banondorf ... in your pants
BrawlerX that's why you have 2 hands
dogluver4ever hey :I
JamesBob006 OH GOD BANON NO

[PulseLane]

[06:41] <+BippoErnesti> I prefer the slideshow over the normal one
[06:41] <+BippoErnesti> I mean, when the stream's on, that is
[06:41] <+BippoErnesti> with the random screams and that <censored> phone ringing
[06:50] <+BippoErnesti> My apologies, lord Banondorf, I forgot that there is no swearing in this chatroom
[06:50] <@Banondorf> can't you see I'm busy right now? You're so rude, BippoErnesti
[06:50] * @Banondorf gives PrototypeFright a back rub

[yuki_fox_demon]

[14:23] <+BippoErnesti> I forgot what I was doing
[14:23] <@Banondorf> ... in your pants
[14:23] <+BippoErnesti> OH
[14:23] <+BippoErnesti> Thanks Banon
[14:23] <@yuki_fox_demon> o_o

[Gdub67]

2:49 Banondorf: <<< Ghostdub is now known as gdub67! >>>
2:49 gdub67: and i would have gotten away with it if it werent for u pesky kids
2:49 Grifforzer: LOL

[Foxtrot200]

<yuki_fox_demon> clare, kev, give me a genre of art?
<Banondorf> ... in bed
<yuki_fox_demon> O_O
<KevTehNev> Ok
<KevTehNev> CLAARRRREEE~
<yuki_fox_demon> NOT WHAT I MEANT
<KevTehNev> IT'S TILL ART
<yuki_fox_demon> >_< i KNOW, but i dont want you to DEMONSTRATE

[ModernHyrulian]

[02:06] <+TheYokai> lol looks like I'm still awake
[02:06] <@Banondorf> that's what she said, TheYokai
[02:06] <+TheYokai> haha probably

[FTWFTW]

<+RvBVic> guru may it come down to tom paying for prouduct key
<+Unholyrath> which would suck :3
<@Banondorf> ... in my pants

[InitialD]

<+Cloud32145> I actually look and am very healthy.
<+Cloud32145> Just very thin.
<~TomBobBlender> we'd be grinding bones, Cloud <3
<+Cloud32145> Heck yeah TOM!
<~TomBobBlender> haha
<+TehRizzle> sounds hot tom
<~TomBobBlender> mmmmhm
<+Cloud32145> LMAO!
<+TheYokai> What type of bones would you be grinding
<+TehRizzle> seriously, all that friction
<+TehRizzle> you would start a fire
<+Cloud32145> Oh there'd be a fire.
<~TomBobBlender> I start a fire regardless
<+Cloud32145> Tom + Cloud = Inferno.
<~TomBobBlender> mmmmhm
<@yuki_fox_demon> don't clouds put otu fires?
<+Cloud32145> Not this cloud.
<~TomBobBlender> gonna need Ice Man to chill this one out
<+Cloud32145> LMAO Tom and Vic.
<~TomBobBlender> he's be on Cloud9 for suuure
<+Cloud32145> LOL There's no getting off cloud9 with me!
<~TomBobBlender> better not be
<~TomBobBlender> tie you down if I have to
* ICEMAN59 (ICEMAN59@dev-7BC0A73A.bstnma.east.verizon.net) has joined #tombobblender
* chat05.ustream.tv sets mode: +v ICEMAN59
<@Banondorf> <<< New Challenger Approaching: It's ICEMAN59! >>>
<@yuki_fox_demon> O_O
<@yuki_fox_demon> tom, did you plan that?
<~TomBobBlender> plan what?
<@yuki_fox_demon> ice man just joined
<+Lasersamurai> oh man
<+Maverick-Hunter> let's just say yes yuki
<+RvBVic> i love it when a plan comes togethere
<~TomBobBlender> ohhh lol niiiice
<+Lasersamurai> LOL
<+Lasersamurai> Bawwww
<@yuki_fox_demon> and his IP doesn't match anyone elses
<@yuki_fox_demon> so it's not anyone who was part of this convo XD

[ModernHyrulian]

[03:28] <+BippoErnesti> I have no idea if that is true though
[03:28] <@Banondorf> no, BippoErnesti
[03:28] <+BippoErnesti> Alright
[03:28] <@Banondorf> ^

[WillSerenity]

It's not exactly a Stream quote, but something I think should be remembered.

tom with himself.JPG

Unfortunately, for Tom, he hasn't upgraded to 2.0

[Gdub67]

3:57 Gdub67: No TBB & No Ms-B make Gdub67 Something Something
<at this point Tom wrote "Go Crazy" in the paint Program he was using>
3:57 Gdub67: Don't Mind If I do
3:58 Gdub67: lakdsjgvojb
3:58 Gdub67: baodaesiorja;ewklf
3:58 Gdub67: <3 Tom
3:58 Ms-B: oh i see how it is
3:58 Gdub67: Urge to Kill fading
3:58 Nicomagi: geez gub dont eat it all too fast
3:58 Gdub67: <3 <3 Ms-B
3:58 Gdub67: that X's 2
3:59 Ms-B: nope. too late. hmph!
3:59 Gdub67: awwww
Gdub67 tries to hug Ms-B
Ms-B crosses arms
4:00 Gdub67: Does Ms-B need a hug, Lord Banondorf?
4:00 Banondorf: I'm very busy right now, Gdub67
4:00 Gdub67: but i need an answer, lord Banondorf?
4:00 Banondorf: find something else to do, Gdub67
4:00 Banondorf: ... in bed
4:00 Gdub67: well u heard him
4:00 Ms-B: o.o

[ModernHyrulian]

[19:23] <+darkgamermya19> lord banondorf, do u like girls
[19:23] <@Banondorf> outlook good, darkgamermya19
[19:23] <@Banondorf> ... in bed
[19:23] <+ModernHyrulian> LOL
[19:23] <+darkgamermya19> lol
[19:23] <+Yedle> lol.
[19:24] <+darkgamermya19> banondorf u are naughty
[19:24] <@Foxtrot2OO> lol
[19:24] <@Foxtrot2OO> XD

[MrRayKoma]

<+Foxknight> BrawlerX
<@Banondorf> ... in your pants
<+Foxknight> :3
<+PulseLane> o.o
* +Foxknight Hugs BrawlerX
* +jenna12381 sees that some of the ZomCats have already returned to thier LolCat forms ^.^
<@BrawlerX> ewww
<+PjsPjs123> I was gonna say that photek lol
<@BrawlerX> i don't wanna be in your pants
<+CrashCat> banon does
<+PulseLane> Aww, you m

[wildduder]

10:50 Banondorf: Hey, AlphaShadow92! I have a joke for you!
10:50 Banondorf: What the Doctor Says... and What He Really Means 1) "This should be taken care of right away." ("I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures itself.") 2) "Welllllll, what have we here..." (Since
10:50 Banondorf: he hasn't the foggiest notion of what it is, the Doctor is hoping you will give him a clue.) 3) "We'll see." ("First I have to check my malpractice insurance.") 4) "Let me check your medical history." ("I want to see if you've paid your last bill before spending any
10:50 Banondorf: more time with you.") 5) "Why don't we make another appointment later in the week." ("I'm playing golf this afternoon, and this a waste of time." -or- I need the money, so I'm charging you for another office visit.") 6) "I really can't recommend seeing a chiropractor." ("I hate those guys mooching in on our fees.") 7) "Hmmmmmmmm." (Since he hasn't the faintest idea of what to do, he is
10:50 Banondorf: trying to appear thoughtful while hoping the nurse will interrupt. (Proctologists also say this a lot.) 8) "We have some good news and some bad news." (The good news is he's going to buy that new BMW and the bad news is you're going to pay for it.) 9) "Let's see how it develops." ("Maybe in a few days it will grow into something that can be cured.") 10) "Let me schedule you for some
10:50 pacman911: Hmm... I see I see...
10:50 Banondorf: tests." ("I have a 40% interest in the lab.") 11) "I'd like to have my associate look at you." ("He's going through a messy divorce and owes me a small fortune.") 12) "How are we today?" ("I feel great. You, on the other hand, look like hell.") 13) "I'd like to prescribe a new drug." ("I'm writing a paper and would like to use you for a guinea pig.") 14) "If it doesn't clear up in a
10:50 pacman911: Woah, calm down, Banon!
10:50 Banondorf: week, give me a call." ("I don't know what the hell it is. Maybe it will go away by itself.") 15) "That's quite a nasty looking wound." ("I think I'm going to throw up.") 16) "This may smart a little." ("Last week two patients bit through their tongues.") 17) "Well, we're not feeling so well today, are we?" ("I can't remember your name, nor why you are here.") 18) "This should fix you
10:50 Banondorf: up." (The drug salesman guaranteed that it kills all symptoms.) 19) "Everything seems to be normal." ("I guess I can't buy that new beach condo after all.") 20) "I'd like to run some more tests." ("I can't figure out what's wrong. Maybe the kid in the lab can solve this one.") 21) "Do you suppose all of this stress could be affecting your nerves?" (He thinks you are crazy and is hoping
10:50 GigaMan: BANON!
10:50 CrashCat: jesus banon
10:50 Eat_box: THE HELL BANON
10:50 Banondorf: to find a psychiatrist who will split fees.) 22) "Why don't you slip out of your things." ("I don't enjoy this any more than you do, but I've got to warm my fingers up somehow." -or- "I haven't had a good laugh all day.") 23) "If those symptoms persist, call for an appointment." ("I've never heard of anything so disgusting. Thank God I'm off next week.") 24) "There is a lot of that going
10:50 GigaMan: Calm yourself!
10:50 Unholyrath: more wall
10:50 catgir: banonis on a spam spree
10:50 Banondorf: around." ("My God, that's the third one this week. I'd better learn something about this.")
10:50 CrashCat: banon we aint got time for this
10:50 shipguy55: Spamondorf
10:50 pacman911: You done, Banon? <_>
10:51 Grifforzer: LMAO
10:51 gmanvr3: eh, I need to go to bed anyways.
10:51 GigaMan: You expect us to read this, Tom?!

[wildduder]

9:13 SeijinXain: Why did it block that?
9:13 Banondorf: ... in your pants
9:13 SeijinXain: Yes, yes.
9:13 FTWFTW: lolwut
9:13 yuki_fox_demon: o.o

[yuki_fox_demon]

[00:12] <+photek97> !truth
[00:12] <@Banondorf> photek97, What is your favorite way of doing it?
[00:12] <+Bluetooth80291> ...
[00:12] <+WillSerenity> i never said i was sane, did i?
[00:12] <@yuki_fox_demon> ...
[00:12] <+Bluetooth80291> doing what Banondorf?
[00:12] <+Squall158> ha what?
[00:13] <+photek97> with the woman I love
[00:13] <@yuki_fox_demon> doing what, lord banondorf?
[00:13] <@Banondorf> ask your mommy, yuki_fox_demon
[00:13] <@yuki_fox_demon> O_O;

[KaidanXain]

7:24 BrawlerX: hey unholyrath
7:24 Banondorf: I disagree, BrawlerX
7:24 Unholyrath: heyo brawler
7:24 BrawlerX: I disagree, Unholyrath

[FTWFTW]

<+pacman911> Everytime I head Trident, I think megaman 9. <_>
<+pacman911> hear*
<@yuki_fox_demon> ... head?
<+pacman911> HUSH YOU!
<@yuki_fox_demon> wow, pac. what are YOU doing?

[yuki_fox_demon]

[23:33] <+grabnar55> Kaidan have you visited the nether?
[23:33] <@Banondorf> ... in your pants
[23:33] <@yuki_fox_demon> O_O
[23:33] <+KaidanXain> XDDD
[23:33] <+grabnar55> ..

[wildduder]

7:04 Wildduder: Lord Banondorf, do you know where Tom is
7:04 Banondorf: between a rock and a hard place, Wildduder
7:04

[yuki_fox_demon]

[00:12] <+AsianDude> She's not as cool as Chun Li
[00:13] <+AsianDude> I tried Ibuki once
[00:13] <+AsianDude> I epic failed
[00:13] <@Banondorf> stupid, AsianDude is stupid...
[00:13] <+AsianDude> STFU
[00:13] <+WillSerenity> LOL
[00:13] <@yuki_fox_demon> XD
[00:13] <+catgir> lol
[00:13] <+KaidanXain> XD

[AncientGuru]

[23:36] <@AncientGuru> catgir is flashing people?
[23:36] <@Banondorf> that's what she said, AncientGuru
[23:36] * +Wyvernsage08 spys on catgir's art site >:3
[23:36] <+gdub67> It is all about the artist
[23:36] <@AncientGuru> thanks banon, I'm glad to know that's what she said.

[Catgir]

4:28 gdub67: The Great Ferret Escape
4:28 Banondorf: not exactly, gdub67...
4:28 gdub67: No?
4:29 gdub67:
4:29 gdub67: He really doesnt like me
4:29 gdub67: lol
4:29 gdub67: even if he told me to get Ms-B in bed
4:29 Grifforzer: lord banondorf prefers "The Great Buddii Escape"
4:29 Banondorf: most definitely, Grifforzer
4:29 PulseLane: lol
4:29 gdub67: fair enough Griff

4:30 Catgir: Do you like me Lord Banondorf?
4:30 Banondorf: has Godzilla been to Tokyo, Catgir
4:31 Ms-B: I am a huge fan of Catgir
4:31 Banondorf: <<< Catgir has earned a FanPoint from Ms-B! >>>
4:31 gdub67: lol Banon loves the ladies Catgir u know that
4:31 gdub67: banon broke Catgir already
4:31 Grifforzer: breaking early tonight.

11:47 gdub67: WB catgir
11:48 PulseLane: wb catgir
11:48 catgir: thnx
11:48 gdub67: we are once again talkin bout how I allegedly broke Otaku's computies
11:48 catgir: ahh yes
11:48 catgir: computies
11:48 Banondorf: I've had just about enough of you, catgir...
11:48 catgir: lol
11:48 gdub67: Banondorf be nice

<PulseLane> lord banondorf, is everyone watching the stream/chosting insane?
<Banondorf> absolutely ... unless you-know-who gets involved, PulseLane
<gdub67> best answer ever
<PulseLane> eww
<PulseLane> XD

11:54 Maverick-Hunter: Kirby never wears pants O _ O
11:54 shadowfreak1101: they're full of country goodness and green peaness, so probably
11:54 Maverick-Hunter: or dose he...? O , O
11:54 Lasersamurai: Meta Knight's pants.
11:54 Forte_Ultimus: Dedede wears pants... right?
11:54 gdub67: maybe kirby was gettin freaky with Sheik after a Brawl
11:54 pacman911: Hmm... Paper Mario. Kirby's Epic Yarn. What's next? Plastic Zelda?
11:55 shadowfreak1101: No, Rubber Metroid
11:55 Forte_Ultimus: Name someone in Dream Land with legs.
11:55 Lasersamurai: Perler Bead Zelda
11:55 pacman911: lol
11:55 pacman911: No pants. Only shoes.
11:55 Forte_Ultimus: Wait! What about Knuckle Joe?
11:55 Maverick-Hunter: gotta lol at the commurcal where the guy gets a ferret to the junk XD
11:56 Forte_Ultimus: He wears blue, though!
11:56 gdub67: Kirby was in smash bros therefore has encountered ppl who wear pants
11:56 Forte_Ultimus: Mario wears overalls, though.
11:56 gdub67: Link, Fox, Falco, Captin Falcon
11:56 gdub67: among many others
11:56 Forte_Ultimus: Captain Falcon has a suit.
11:56 gdub67: still has pants
11:56 catgir: well Metakight doesn't either
11:56 Banondorf: ... in bed
11:57 Forte_Ultimus: Lmao
11:57 gdub67: lol
11:57 catgir: lol
11:57 Maverick-Hunter: no it's a pants and jacket

here's the person that told me I was Tom early morning chat FTW.
7:13 zeldadood64: i love you
7:16 oliveri1: you sound so much like tom
7:17 oliveri1: no the girl
7:17 oliveri1: yep you
7:17 oliveri1: i think tom sounds like you so much
7:18 oliveri1: just when you say .... oh yeah and things like that
7:19 oliveri1: or it could just be me thats going crazy....heehee
7:20 oliveri1: heehee
7:20 oliveri1: i havent herd the co-host on here at this time before, why are you on?
7:21 oliveri1: that game again, is tom any better on mine craft
7:21 oliveri1: oh yeah dont need visuals
7:22 oliveri1: you dont want to he is so bad
7:23 oliveri1: any ways going to shoot, i will see ya all later!!!!

<Maverick-Hunter> Catgir's giggleing broke the stream
<gdub67>And the winner is Off Air
<Banondorf> ... in bed


1:15 catgir: When tom was at the ending his face looked like it was riding on the back of Yoshi lol.
1:16 Canadian_boy: banondorf, what song is this?
1:16 Banondorf: <<< This is First Step Towards Wars by Sound Team jdk from Ys & Ys II Eternal OST >>>
1:16 Canadian_boy: haha
1:16 Canadian_boy: baby Tom on Yoshi's Island Catgir?
1:17 catgir: yep
Banondorf gives Banondorf a back rub
1:17 Canadian_boy: brb guys
1:17 catgir: lol
1:17 PulseLane: Whoah
1:17 PulseLane: Magic
1:17 Banondorf: Hey, catgir! I have a joke for you!
1:17 Banondorf: What not to say when caught drunk driving: 1) I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 2) Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3) Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4) Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to
1:17 Banondorf: keep up with me! Good job!!! 5) Gee, and I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 6) I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead. 7) Bad cop! No Donut! 8) You're not gonna
1:17 Banondorf: check the trunk, are you? 9) Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on "Cops"? 10) Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too. 11) I was trying to keep up with the other traffic. Yes, I know there is no other car around, that's how far ahead of me they are. 12) What do you mean "Have I been drinking? You're the trained observer!
1:17 InitialD: freakin spammer
1:17 Maverick-Hunter: lol
1:17 PulseLane: Dang it lord banondorf, quit spamming
1:17 Banondorf: we talked about this yesterday, so I'm not gonna answer it again, PulseLane
1:17 GoTony: banondorf, why you spammin?

[yuki_fox_demon]

[17:34] <+MeNoSeeGood> studies say that you can only maintain relationships and keep up with around 150 people at once
[17:34] * Banondorf sets mode: -v pokemon026-1
[17:35] <@Banondorf> ... in bed
[17:35] <+Zero3K> oh Banondorf, you rascal
[17:35] <@yuki_fox_demon> o_o
[17:35] <+beatman590> l
[17:35] <@yuki_fox_demon> oh my lord
[17:35] <+beatman590> 00
[17:35] <+MeNoSeeGood> that's quite a feat Banon lol

[Grifforzer]

Netsplit night.

Psychic Yuki_fox_demon talking to me about not overusing Banon commands though she could not actually see my comments

Gdub and I were the only ones on this server at this time of text
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[17Nov Wed |06:44:46 AM] gdub67: ohhhh so we are in purgatory
[17Nov Wed |06:44:46 AM] gdub67: again
[17Nov Wed |06:44:54 AM] SirNoobalot: Is banondorf ok?
[17Nov Wed |06:45:02 AM] gdub67: yay
[17Nov Wed |06:45:06 AM] BlackSaturn: !dp
[17Nov Wed |06:45:08 AM] <+Grifforzer> ya but I can control Banondorf. Mwhaha
[17Nov Wed |06:45:19 AM] <@Banondorf> <<< you have 205 Dragon Point(s), BlackSaturn >>>
[17Nov Wed |06:45:39 AM] <@yuki_fox_demon> try not to use the banon commands
[17Nov Wed |06:46:02 AM] <+Grifforzer> and it is funny that old comment from Yuki just posted
[17Nov Wed |06:46:33 AM] BlackSaturn: At first chat wasn't connecting at all, but now its connecting after a short wait
[17Nov Wed |06:46:49 AM] <@yuki_fox_demon> netsplits do that

[Foxtrot200]

<Foxtrot200> Children on the internet?
<Foxtrot200> I thought they were all playing CoD and Halo on XBL
<Banondorf> ... in your pants
<Foxtrot200> EW!
<Foxtrot200> Banon's accusing me of being a pedo!

[yuki_fox_demon]

[21:36] <@yuki_fox_demon> lord banondorf, do you get all the boys in the yard?
[21:36] <@Banondorf> in the worst way, yuki_fox_demon
[21:36] <@yuki_fox_demon> O_O
[21:36] <+Sacrarment> o.o
[21:36] <+grabnar55> XD
[21:36] <+KaidanXain> O___O
[21:36] <+TheYokai> XD wow
[21:36] <+Maverick-Hunter> what did I miss?
[21:36] <+Technospider> hahahah!!
[21:36] <+YingHong> hahaha <3
[21:36] <+Sacrarment> I just loled.
[21:37] <+KaidanXain> Yyyyikes!

21:37] <+Technospider> Lord Banondorf, Are you a pedofile???
[21:37] <+Ishmon16> lol
[21:37] <@Banondorf> maybe in a few weeks ... if you're lucky, Technospider