Corrupt-A-Wish Game

[Moskovitz]

[originally posted by nintenerd542, 11;16;08]

This is a Farly easy game it goes like this:

Guy-I wish for $million

Guy2-Wish granted but it comes in Pennies.

Go!

I wish for 4 stomachs.





















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Little drops of water, little grains of sand, make the mighty ocean and the pleasant land. ——Julia Carney

[PantheonSasuke]

Only elephant ones were in stock.
(I originally had something terrible in mind, but decided against it XP)

I wish for a mountain of brownies.

[KreamCheese]

Wish granted, but the brownies are secretly lased with mega-laxatives!

I wish for a year's supply of gum!

[Gdub67]

Granted but it all came prechewed.

I wish for a statue to be made in my likeness.

[yuki_fox_demon]

Granted, but the sculptor accidentally made you into a girl.

I wish for a puppy~

[Satyrane]

Granted, but it's a rabid rat pup.

I wish for infinite wishes!

[PantheonSasuke]

Wish granted, but there's no way of disabling the "You can currently grant a wish" notification that takes up 2/3rds of your vision.

I wish sasquatch was trying to run for office.

[yuki_fox_demon]

granted, but he disappears after being chased down by supernatural junkies.

i wish i had lots of monies.

[PantheonSasuke]

Granted, but your many new man-pony hybrids swiftly wreck the joint given the lack of a stable large enough to house 'em all.

And looking into the not-too-distant hallows and hollows of Forum Games shows that there's been a wish that has gone uncorrupted...

I wish I had more time to get things done without giving up any of the time I already have.

Granted, but human society is quickly thrown into chaos by the abrupt switch to 40-hour days.

I wish these mouth ulcers would go away, yo.

[Satyrane]

Granted, but they relocate to other more sensitive areas.

I wish I got paid well for a job I enjoy.

[KreamCheese]

Wish granted, but you also have to work 3 other jobs at the same time that you desperately hate and they all pay you next to nothing... in fact, you pay out more than you get >.>

I wish to rise to the top of the world, and lead all the peoples into Utopia!

[Foxtrot200]

Wish granted, but you also have to work 3 other jobs at the same time that you desperately hate and they all pay you next to nothing... in fact, you pay out more than you get >.>

I wish to rise to the top of the world, and lead all the peoples into Utopia!

Granted, but the Utopia fails because someone gets greedy

I wish for a toasted BLT sandwich.

[Gdub67]

Granted but instead of the bread the lettuce and tomato are toasted causing the sandwich to taste horrible.

I wish for good things for the person who post after me.

[Satyrane]

Granted, but all those good things end up having a terrible price.

I wish I always knew exactly the right thing to say.

[KreamCheese]

Granted... but too bad you say the right things all at the wrong times, leading to disastrous outcomes >.<

I wish I found that large red spider that was on my wall which I caught... but then accidentally dropped in my room somewhere... alive..... *no sleep in three days* >.<

[Satyrane]

It finds you >:3

I wish I didn't have such headaches :/

[KreamCheese]

! >.<

granted... now you have no head to ache!

I wish that people weren't so complicated!

[yuki_fox_demon]

granted, but now people are so simple that the world is completely boring

i wish school didn't cost so much ._.

[KreamCheese]

Granted.. but now it's hardly worth your time anymore due to it being a joke to everyone :/ and then no one gets an edumacation and thusly no one goes on to create the mega shield that protects the Earth from alien invasions... in which future Earth is destroyed and all is lost... >.<

I wish Pokemon were real so that I could be a Pokemon Master!!!